Here are some videos of idiots doing what they do best : stupid things .
The winner of stupidest idiot ever goes to her (look what the need to show off your skills and inner sexiness does)
World Worst Burglar – this guy is doing everything wrong and can’t even get out of the store.
Another idiot who wants to rob something
Stupid lady at the gas station
Another stupid woman trying to do something
And yet another one
Deci CLAR,urasc practica !!! Ieri ,in prima zi,ne-am dus noi(vreo 6) + profesorul coordonator la agentia de turism unde profu’ a vorbit jumate’ de ora cu directoarea (timp in care noi am stat la intrare ca prostii)dupa care au venit sa vorbeasca si cu noi .Dupa vreo 5 minute de “vai ce frumos e in turism,bla bla bla” ne-a zis sa venim Marti(adica azi) la ora 9:30 .Total si profund stresati am hotarat sa mergem la narghilea(that was fun).
Astazi de dimineata la 9:15 eram acolo dar am mai asteptat sa se faca 9:30 .La 9:30 am intrat in agentie si tipa de acolo ne-a zis sa asteptam ca n-a venit sefa agentiei(alta decat directoarea).Am plecat la McDonalds sa bem o cafea sau ceai si ne-am intors la 10:00 cand aia tot nu venise si ne-am pus din nou pe asteptat(si pe ras)pana pe la 11:00 cand am mers la directorat (sau ce-o fi ala) care era in alta cladire din apropiere si am mai asteptat si acolo vreo jumatate de ora dupa care a venit o secretara,ne-a facut copii dupa buletin si ne-a dus inapoi la agentie unde sefa,care venise intre timp ,s-a gandit ca ar fi foarte util sa invatam cum sa impartim pliante la lume pe strada deci ne-a dat vreo 1000000000000000 de pliante sa le dam prin zona si asa ne-am petrecut urmatoarele 2 ore in soare,aglomeratie batand drumurile centrului de la Pta Romana la Pta Victoriei si retur apoi ne-a mai dat cateva si ne-a zis sa venim maine la 10:00 ca pt ziua de azi a fost destul.Am luat restul pliantelor,le-am aruncat frumos in mai multe cosuri de gunoi in drum spre Pta Universitatii si am venit frumusel acasa dupa 4 ore de stat in picioare .Total nefolositor,obositor si plictisitor dar ne-am amuzat copios de situatia data.Sa vedem ce tampenii facem maine.
Acum incerc sa-mi iau House de pe net da’ nu merge klumea,I hate my life.
Vai,nu se poate,azi incepe practica si mi-e o frica de nu mai pot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Problema mea e de fapt 2(ca sa ma exprim cat mai “corect” si mai vanghelieste posibil) :
1)n-am mai lucrat pana acum(la varsta de aproape 21 de ani) .Acesta este momentul in care lumea zice: “pai daca esti lenesa !” dar nu ma intereseaza comentariile de genul asta.
2) in 2 ani de facultate nu am invatat absolut nimic. Si aici simt comentariile de genul :”pai daca nu inveti…….!” dar iarasi nu ma intereseaza.
Nu am mai lucrat pt ca nu am avut nevoie si pentru ca,matematica mea de totala balta sau mai bine zis mlastina,groapa de gunoi ceva,a ajuns la concluzia ca o sa muncesc 40 de ani de acum pana la batranete deci de ce sa ma chinui cand nu am vreo nevoie urgenta de un salariu de incepator.
Nu am invatat nimic din 2 motive principale : 1) nu am rabdare/putere de concentrare sa stau sa invat de cand eram mica(cred ca am ADD – Attention Deficit Disorder) iar daca nu ma pasioneaza absolut deloc e si mai rau si 2) nu inteleg,n-am inteles si nu voi intelege niciodata materii “reale” gen matematica,economie,contabilitate,econometrie,statistica pe care nu m-a anuntat nimeni ca o sa le fac in draci la o facultate intradevar economica dar de TURISM(si da,am intrebat inainte).Adica,stiam eu ca o sa facem economie da’ chiar in halul asta si amestecata cu gramezi de contabilitate si statistica?
Asa ca acum,azi Luni 12 Mai sunt in pragul unui atac de panica pentru ca mi-e frica si pentru ca mai rar am eu trairi da’ si cand le am sunt intense.Mi-e frica pt ca stiu ca nu am invatat nimic din facultate deci daca o sa am nevoie de materiile de acolo e clar ca nu o sa ma descurc si o sa ma fac de ras.Parca vad cum toata inteligenta mea nativa,cultura generala,geografia,istoria si limbile straine nu o sa ma ajute la absolut nimic *cries hard*.
Bine ca macar maine cand banuiesc ca intram in paine am House sa ma calmeze cand vin acasa.
It’s sad to be me !!!
Today I went to the Mall to buy a pair of jeans and because I hate shopping I treated myself to a movie in order to relax after the effort.It wasn’t such a good idea .
I of course chose to see what I usually choose to see when going to the cinema : something either horror or filled with special effects.The winner was a horror movie called Shutter ,a remake after a Japanese movie.
It’s not that the movie sucked ’cause it didn’t suck……that bad ………but…..u know…….it was kinda’ boring in the “same old same old” style which was to be expected since most horror remakes suck.Well,it wasn’t as bad as ,say,The Ring 2 or Dark Water(ok,I’m still debating on that one) but it wasn’t thrilling either.
BUT …..I like crappy horror movies so it’s not that bad.
Now I’d just like to say I am starting to love spanish horrors because they are cool,I really enjoy them.
Let me recommend 2 to all you reading this : The Orphanage (El Orfanato) and REC. There’s another one I watched recently but I forgot its name.
Still,the Japanese ones remain the creepiest maybe because they are also set in an environment we’re not used to.
This is a new article that appeared in Australia and I think it’s quite good except for the part where the author says that House is a surgeon which he clearly isn’t.
RICHARD Clune talks to Hugh Laurie about his role of surgeon Gregory House.
“For a man of his stature Hugh Laurie’s trailer strikes as somewhat small.
In an industry where an actor’s clout is so often calculated by the wheelbase measurements of their mobile home, Laurie’s proves average, at odds with the powerful position he has claimed within the American television industry.
Inside, the “trailer’s” physical size literally belies Laurie’s height – he stands at over 6 foot – his lithe frame forced into a slight stoop as he moves between the bedroom and living area, keen to view a recent DVD purchase.
The familiar strains of Led Zeppelin’s guitars flood the small sofa clad area, before stage lights inform the televised scenario, dominated by a mop of blonde hair easily recognisable as that of Robert Plant.
Laurie sits back, beaming a smile which so rarely informs his acerbic TV surgeon Dr Gregory House.
Despite being in the presence of a journalist, Laurie is relaxed, a feeling, he divulges, he rarely embraces.
“Music is one way I can lose myself completely and hours can go by,” he states, his steely gaze eventually moving away from the small television.
“I just got this new piece of recording software and I cut a record on a laptop. What would have cost $100,000 15 years ago you can now do for next to nothing, it’s extraordinary.”
Boxing is another of Laurie’s pursuits in attempting to ameliorate the stress levels attached to his involvement in the show.
Now in his fourth series of House, Laurie admits the workload – often 16 hour days, 6 days a week – has taken its toll.
“It’s tiring. I’m too neurotic, too anal, too obsessed and too convinced we’re going to fail all of the time to ever relax.
“Every show, every scene we do is a disaster – I’m convinced of it and I go home at the end of the day and my head is full of all the mistakes I’ve made and how I should have done it a certain way. What I should do is to use that time to think about how I’m going to tackle the next day – that would be the clever thing to do instead I beat myself up about what I fucked up the day before.
“That’s the way I’m put together… I’m looking for things to go wrong, I can’t really rejoice or just lay back and enjoy something.”
It’s an odd approach, especially given the success House, indeed Laurie, has achieved.
Viewed as one of the best Stateside offerings of the past decade, the program continues to maintain strong ratings – despite its fourth series suffering under the recent American writer’s strike.
Ever humble, Laurie laughs off the accolades – namely 2 Golden Globes and a Screen Actor’s Guild Award – he has received for his tight portrayal.
“Humble? Not at all, I’m hugely arrogant,” he says with a smile. “(Such awards) are absurd because it’s the role, the writing. I’m simply reading the words I’m given.”
Nearly four years after he swapped London for Los Angeles, the native Britain says the distance between he and his family hurts most. And the city with which he now lives has failed to become home.
“It’s like a gold rush town, everybody’s here to make it big, usually to do with the entertainment business. It gives the place this slight felling of desperation in a sense – you’re very aware of the fact that people are here to get somewhere – the people here are from somewhere else and if it doesn’t work out then they’ll be on a bus back to wherever.”
You get the sense that Laurie longs for his bus to pull-up and whisk him back to Blighty. Or perhaps he just needs a bigger trailer – one becoming a man of his merit.”
GOT IT FROM HERE and belongs to them
A magazine has a photo article with Hugh’s loft in LA.Personally I don’t think that’s his loft or at least not as it actually is at the moment because I doubt he’d let someone just walk around his house like that and because the computer in one photo has a background with a bed in it which I doubt anyone would really use.I do however believe it is in the actual building or a building exactly like his or it’s his apartment but before he moved in because there were some paparazzi photos a while ago of Hugh drinking his coffee on his balcony and in the back u could see the white couch and the railing of the balcony is the same as in the photos.Course,I might be wrong and the pictures might actually be recent and of his exact place but I just thought I’d share my thoughts on the article.
Oh and the scans are not mine,I snagged them from someone on lj(don’t remember who exactly,sorry)so a big thanks goes to that someone.
Youtube is such a fun place ! Here’s the story of the funniest burglary attempt ever caught on surveillance cameras. This guy was trying to steal stuff from a supermarket/liquor store but it seems he made a very poor career choice since he’s clearly not cut out for this kind of activities.
Here’s the video ,do watch it,it’s really funny !
Here’s a link to a bunch clips showing sneak peaks and behind the scenes footage from the 2 parter season finale “House’s Head” airing next week and “Wilson’s Heart” airing a week after that.
I sure am curious to see what happens and if u are too then CLICK ME CLICK ME
I was recently reminded of this lovely song and a Sesame Street Style version of it was brought to my attention so let’s all have a good laugh and sing “The Internet is for PORN” because u know ,I know ,we all know that the Net is indeed for porn in different shapes,forms and sizes .
This is not exactly new to the fans but this blog is new so I thought I’d post it because it’s funny and oh so gayHeroes style adorable.
See,this is why Heroes is the show that writes its own fanfics
My House of Random – the sister tumblr photo blog Hugh Laurie Tumblr by me
It Wasn't Me, My Brain Made Me Do It! 